Sunday, March 23, 2008

Sister 'Queer' is blossoming.

I bet you expected some cute Easter pictures, didn't you?

Not tonight. Too tired. But soon...

Just had to share that today Sister 'Queer' --said 2, maybe 3 times! ... over the pulpit...!!!-- was released from her calling as Nursery leader. hmmmm... wonder why they are releasing Sister QUEER!!! my face was not red; it was purple. are you KIDDING ME?

also, as I left church, I was told (by a well-meaning lady, I am sure) that "Boy, you sure are blossoming!!!" again... are you KIDDING ME? I didn't even know what to say to that. thanks? are you serious? WHAT DID YOU SAY?????

interesting day with the church folks.

hope you had a GREAT Easter... the Queers sure did.

12 comments:

Brian and Courtni said...

Hysterical! Thanks for making me have a good laugh (at your expensive, unfortunately.) Love that they can't read/pronounce your name...especially love that they announced it from the pulpit that way! Nice that they come up with "PC" ways to tell you that you are looking pregnant,too. SO FUNNY!

Nancy said...

Does the bishopric person who released you have an "r" problem that should have been fixed in the 3rd grade? There's still help for speech pwoblems like that... Thanks for the chuckle though. :)

mommyofthree said...

Hilarious! Sister Queer, I am so glad they decided to release you from nursery. Maybe they feel you are 'blossoming' too much to be comfortable with the kids on your lap. So, so funny. :)

Tori said...

That is hilarious! Except when I saw you last night you did NOT look like you only have 6 weeks left...you don't really look pregnant! Anywho... Sister Queer can't wait to see you and the Queer family this week...ha ha!

daisy said...

I'm afraid I can't really comment because I actually haven't seen you pregnant. Picture please....then I can tell you if you are "blossoming".

Daniel, Kari & Co. said...

I, for one, thought this topped out as one of the funniest days in our Ward for the past, um, 19 months. I had to consciously restrain myself from ribbing you in Sacrament meeting.

Lindsay said...

I'm relieved for you that they released you from nursery. Though I love being the nursery leader, it is a big pain to take care of the ward's toddlers AND my own infant on Sundays.

But....Sister Queer...that is too funny.

Adrienne said...

Remember how scared we were when we thought Ty would say Queer for his last name!?! That never really happened...I thought we missed out on that one. Guess not. Love you!!!

Emily said...

Hey! I want to see a picture too! You're leaving us hanging! If it makes you feel any better, your face still looks the same! My cheeks swelled up like a grape towards the end! Actually, everything swelled up . . .

Q & T McKnight said...

I have to admit that was one of our most interesting sacrament meetings?! No matter what they call you over the pulpit (hee, hee), we still love you!

Ames Family... said...

that is so funny!

Melanie said...

Does "again" mean that you have been told you are blossoming before!? Oh dear.

Cute Easter pictures!