and the winner is!

Paige - 8 months old


Hailey - 8 months old


I really thought Paige had Hai beat -- but I was wrong! SQUISHY wins the contest of the ROLLS ... hands down.

don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me?

I KNOW I SAID I WASN'T GOING TO POST CHRISTMAS PICTURES!!! BUT GUESS WHAT???



that is a hot little number, HUH?

also, after hundreds and hundreds of e-mails (some hateful -- some concerned) I must clarify! I TOTALLY DON'T CARE ABOUT GARBAGE DISPOSERS/ALS! I WAS JUST KIDDING!!!! THE ONLY THING THAT I AM REALLY THAT OBSESSED ABOUT IS MATCHING HANGERS!!! PROMISE!!! SO STOP THE HATE MAIL!!!

haha.

don't you?

p.s. YOU ALL CLICKED ON THE PHOTO TO MAKE IT BIGGER ---- DIDN'T YOU???? shame on you.

do you know what I love?

that this is my blog and there is absolutely no pressure ever to do anything with it. like, for instance, post christmas pictures. because let's be honest that isn't going to happen anytime soon. ok probably not at all.

and because it's my blog I can rant and rave about the things that make me crazy.

like for example:

is that thing in your kitchen sink that grinds up your food a ......

garbage DISPOSAL?

don't google it.

and if you think it IS a disposal you are wrong. and if you call it a disposal in front of me I will correct you. (I CAN'T HELP IT. IT JUST HAPPENS)

google it now if you want.

OR PERHAPS I WILL JUST TELL YOU:

it is a DISPOSER. a garbage DISPOSER. disposal is the brand name for most (not all) disposers.

oh the things that drive me crazy. you would really think I had bigger fish to fry, eh?

today was a special day.

a baptism and confirmation...

and a blessing...

we are so blessed.

purple pajama pants

where ARE YOU?

I assumed you were in the huge D.I. pile on accident.

you were not.

I thought perhaps you had fallen behind the washer. or dryer.

you have not.

I wished that you accidentally got put away with the children's clothes.

not there either.

are you still in South Dakota? (come to Utah! it's warmer here! ((I am still wearing flip-flops... true story.))

OH..... WHAT HAVE I DONE?????

I miss you.

one more thing.

me -- obsessed? no... never.

have a great thanksgiving tomorrow!

6 feet!

ok... I know the picture is crappy. it was a stressful moment. I mean, come on, Gwyneth Paltrow and I are practically IDENTICAL -- I was sure he was going to make a move.

also... I am having one of those days. YOU KNOW... THOSE DAYS: the kind where only Juice Newton and cheetos can cheer you up.